It was opening day at Minute Maid Park
And we were there
pay no attention to my fluorescent arms.
Or the fact that I cut off the top part of our heads.
The Astros may be the worst team in baseball right now...
as in if they lose their next game, they will match their worst losing streak from opening day ever, which was in 1983.
Ack. We need a miracle.
Welcome to baseball season!
