Smoke him.

In eleven days, my man, my hero! is racing this guy.

Mr. Armstrong, I hope you know how to stay on to a wheel like this rider.

Look at them eating Dev’s dust. I love it.

Lance, perhaps you want to learn to fix a flat for this race so you don’t have to finish the way you did at Leadville.

I can teach you if you want.

So, if Lance can fix a flat, and as long as Chad “Julius” Hagasaki keeps his fingers out of his spokes, we might have some competition!

In conclusion,

My husband is going to smoke you, Juan Pelota.

Enough hardcoretrashtalk. The countdown until we race Lance is on! Why did I pick 11 days? Your guess is as good as mine.

The race is at Lance’s ranch near Austin on November 22, and we are so pumped for it. Herzbin has been getting a good amount of time on his bike, and when I asked him the other day if he was fast, I believe his exact words were, “Psh yah” with a not-too-cocky grin and head nod.

I believe it. That guy is an absolute natural especially on the mountain bike. He hops on and flies through any trail like a little bumblebee. I guess I could pick something manlier…jackrabbit?

I am so proud of him and so excited to see this.

We’d love your prayers (we don’t need another broken collar bone…or anything broken for that matter), encouragement, comments

In exchange, I will take one bazillion pictures and hope for one or two good ones to post. Like one of Devin lining up next to Lance. Or one of Devin laughing as he passes Lance. Or one of me running alongside Lance in a banana costume. You just never know.